Top Five Things That Are Not OK:
5) Shutting down a lane of 17 between 6 a.m. and 10 p.m.
4) Crying on national TV because your ProRun teammate of three days got Aufed.
3) Scoring less than two runs when you have the bases loaded with no outs.
2) The Cubs getting shut out by the Pirates at Wrigley.
1) Calling yourself Suede and referring to yourself in the third person.