Top 5 Fridays, late because I was under the laser

stuff Redwood City really, really needs but doesn't have:

5) A Boston Market

4) An independent fabric store

3) A reporter from a local paper devoted to covering nothing but Redwood City

2) A school board member minimum-IQ law

1) In-N-Out

Lasers are cool

12 hours from now I will be hopped up on Valium. That's right, I'm getting my eyes lasered. No more glasses (except awesome sunglasses), no more contacts, no more hauling a chemistry set everywhere I go to preserve said contacts (take that TSA!).

This guy is doing my surgery. They are also making a video recording of the surgery (for which they are giving me a nice discount!) so you'll eventually be able to watch me getting my eyes lasered.