12 hours from now I will be hopped up on Valium. That's right, I'm getting my eyes lasered. No more glasses (except awesome sunglasses), no more contacts, no more hauling a chemistry set everywhere I go to preserve said contacts (take that TSA!).
This guy is doing my surgery. They are also making a video recording of the surgery (for which they are giving me a nice discount!) so you'll eventually be able to watch me getting my eyes lasered.