Andre Dawson not heading to Cooperstown

Let's just set the record straight on Andre Dawson. He is a choker. But, you might say, he won the MVP when he was with the Cubs in '87! Yes, but the Cubs finished in LAST PLACE that year. Once again bringing up the point that it really isn't for the mpostVALUABLE player, but the one with the best stats, and they should just call it that. In the '89 playoffs, he choked so hard that CPR instructors use footage of his performance in their classes.

So I don't want to hear anyone going around lamenting the fact that Andre *%!?ing Dawson isn't in the Hall of Fame.