Slow cell phone death

You know you're going to die of cancer, right? We are all going to die of cancer at some point, unless some a-hole in an SUV runs us down first, because of all the crap in the air and our food and our walls and household appliances. I, personally, am going to die of either skin cancer or breast cancer. Genetics, you know. So here's just another item to add to your list of toxins that are feeding your future tumors.