Top 5 Things about my neighborhood that are completely insane
5) I can't see my hand in front of my face after dark on the sidewalk in front of my house
4) There are no sidewalks between my house and my kid's school
3) I live closer to the big park in Atherton than the one in Menlo Park, but I can't walk there, unless I pay $125 for a key to a special gate
2) I can't park my car on the street in front of my own house
1) Did I mention that there are no sidewalks? Thanks, Atherton.