My five most-hated MLB teams (in order):
5. The Dodgers. Just because I have lots of friends who are Giants fans.
4. The Yankees. They just win too much.
3. The Braves. Godspeed, Giants. I won't be watching the rest of the series because I can't handle those redneck fans and their tomahawk chop. And too much winning.
2. The Angels. Three words: Rally Monkey. Thundersticks (one word afaik)
1. The Cardinals. I'm pretty sure I don't need to explain this one.