Top 5 Things You and All the Other Humans Need to Accept
5) Gail Collins is the greatest newspaper columnist of our generation
4) Heidi needs to auf herself
3) The dam will come down sooner or later, and the sooner it does, the better off we'll all be.
2) Your life is not complete without one of these, these and these.
1) My Android phone can kick your iPhone's heiny.