I just got this email from Ebay:
Congratulations! You've achieved a feedback rating of 100! With a Turquoise Star beside your user name, you are an active and well-established member of the eBay community.
We want to thank you for helping make eBay, The World's Online MarketplaceÂ, a safe and vibrant place to trade. Your success is our success. We're cheering you on every day.
We hope you'll download your Turquoise Star Certificate and display it proudly. You've certainly earned it! (You will need Adobe Acrobat Reader. If you don't have it, get it here.)
Again, congratulations on your success, and keep shooting for the stars!
President and CEO, eBay Inc.
Um, are you KIDDING me?!? An achievement certificate?!?!?!? Since when did Ebay's marketing become the purview of second graders? What acolossall waste. What were they thinking?!?